Original: The French onion soup at Pickerman’s Deli is insanely great!
Original: Samsung customers were extremely miffed to learn that their Galaxy Note 7 smartphones were outrageously flammable. Revised:
Original: We totally agree that we actually did not give your proposal a very fair trial.
Revised: Original: The profit potential for the Chinese domestic market is flippin’ ginormous.
Original: I got the statement of work document!!! You rock, dude!!!